Please, don't be offended by this, I'm just posting a funny poem from my friend.
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower
and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds,
so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought
forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to
Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super
size them." And Man gained pounds.
And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might
keep her figure that man found so fair.
And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth
chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to
put on the yogurt. And woman gained pounds.
And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits,
and shredded cheese. And there was ice cream for
dessert. And woman gained pounds.
And God said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables
and olive oil with which to cook them."
And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak from Cracker
Barrel so big it needed its own platter And Man gained
pounds, and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.
And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to
lose those extra pounds.
And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so
Man would not have to get up to change channels between
ESPN and ESPN2.. And Man gained pounds.
And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." So
God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low
in fat and brimming with nutrition.
And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And
he created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his
remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in
cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good." And
Man went into cardiac arrest.
And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.....
DISCLAIMER: Orthomolecular nutrition, herbalism, and holistic health services are not licensed by the State of California. Therefore, the services offered by Coralyn Vega are not licensed by the State of California. Coralyn Vega practices orthomolecular nutrition, herbalism, and holistic health legally under the California Senate Bill SB-577. All content posted on this site is commentary or opinion and is protected under Free Speech. The information on this site is provided for educational purposes only. It is not intended as a substitute for professional advice of any kind. Coralyn Vega assumes no responsibility for the use or misuse of this material. Coralyn Vega does not directly or indirectly dispense medical advice, nor does she engage in activities that are licensed by the State of California such as specified diagnosis and treatment of disease. Please remember that doctors, nutritionists, herbalists, and other medical professionals and health practitioners hold widely varying views. Most orthodox medical institutions in America frown upon self health care and the use of herbs, natural foods and other types of natural healing modalities for the reestablishment and maintenance of health. This health information is published to help you cooperate with a competent licensed medical doctor in your mutual quest for health (preferrably one that is also knowledgable in naturopathy or practices integrative medicine), or, in the event you use this information without your doctor’s approval, you prescribe for yourself - this remains your constitutional right. It is every Americans inherent right to freely choose for themselves whatever type and source of health care he or she deems appropriate. However it must be emphasized that practicing such medical freedom not only involves the responsibility of acquiring valid health information and skills, but also the wisdom to recognize when health care is needed, and to choose that health care with discretion. Coralyn Vega assumes no responsibility. Your use of this website or the products and services advertised on this website indicates your agreement to these terms.
